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vampire kiss

When making out, biting and or sucking while kissing the neck.

Also a book written by Ellen Schreiber.
Raven gave Alexander a hug and a Vampire Kiss from behind.
by Bryonny September 5, 2008
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Vampire Ash

A Term Used For Lacing A Jay With Cocaine And Then Snorting The Ash
Dude 1: Holy shit bro that vampire ash is the shiznit.
Dude 2: Hell yeah its the perfect combo of drugs.
by wings For Marie August 20, 2009
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vampire cold

Symptoms of a common cold-type illness that seemingly disappear during the daylight hours, especially after waking, but then reappear in the evening, closer to sleep. Usually accompanied by a great deal of congestion and out right coughing.
Patient: "Yeah, I thought I had this thing kicked by noon, but noo, once the Simpsons were over, I was back to coughing up lung butter and suckin' down the Halls."

Physician: "Possibly cancer but more likely a vampire cold."
by boustrophedonik June 27, 2010
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vampire goggles

When the girls looks better in Halloween costumes. A plain girl turns into a 10 when dressed as a slutty nurse.
I never thought she was that hot until she was dressed up as that slutty teacher's costume, damn I got some Vampire Goggles going on.
by Chuckles M November 1, 2006
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Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".
Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003
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Vampire-ism

A strange condition that affects only the male species causing them to only call a female with the use of fiber optics ONLY after the SUN sets.
Contrairy to popular belief these types of men cannot be repelled with "crosses" and "garlic", but have been known to be wounded by the usage of soap and water (whether holy or plain). There is question as to whether or not this species is affected by sunlight, due to the fact no one has been able to capture one and find out. Studies have confirmed the fact that when a female recieves a phone call by these types of men they ALL seem to want the SAME thing.

A word commonlly associated with married men, or men who are just "NO DAMN GOOD".
Darnell only seems to call after 11 o'clock at night, I wonder if he has VAMPIRE-ISM.
by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008
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Vampire Cock

When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.
That chick went all vampire cock on me, now I cant get a boner without it hurting like a mofo.
by Mark MacDonald July 27, 2008
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