Great Uncle

A parents uncle

Mildred: hey dad who's Bob
Dad: he's my uncle
Mildred: what does that make him to me
Dad: your great uncle

by Polyphemus August 17, 2013

ur uncle rapist

The truly worst insult of all time, yes even worse than ur mom gay ,ur dad lesbian or Ur Granny Tranny. This insult is so annihilating because it is true and triggers flashbacks to peoples toddler years

Bob: ur mom gay lol
Dylan: nein, ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny tranny

Dylan: *fighting tears and clinching his fists* ur uncle rapist
Bob: assumes fetal position as cries about the time that his uncle opened Bob

by KTDream March 12, 2018

Uncle Pancakes

So called "alt country" or "Americana" music, etc.

Does anyone in Minneapolis like anything besides crappy Uncle Pancakes?

by MNDandy January 9, 2011

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

calabash uncle

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.

I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.

by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 10, 2009

instructions unclear

A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.

Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.

User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?

by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016

unclefucker

One who engages in the act of coitus with the brother of his father or mother

"You're an unclefucker that is true, no one fucks uncle quite like you!"

by Horatio Nelson April 17, 2003