toaster oven

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.

Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.

Wow it was really hot out this week too.

Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.

by jaydog7 October 23, 2012

Twatter

A word Joe Jonas apparently likes to use.

We don't have twatter or twitter!

by 456548975645632123 April 11, 2009

Toasterness

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.

Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.

by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009

twatterlock

The act of a female sitting on another male or female's face

I mollywhopped her and in return, she twatterlocked me

by Da Big Rooster April 8, 2010

twatterbox

a stupid woman whose inane conversations go on and on

shut up you fucking twatterbox

by Flatus Maximus May 19, 2010

Tasterbate

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**

I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011

twisterbate

To play with yourself while spinning in circles, so that your ejaculation resembles a sprinkler

I was surrounded, so I decided to twisterbate myself out of the situation.

by Hellasta March 2, 2014