To force someone to place their teeth on a curb or other raised edge and kick them in the head, usually causing great dental anguish and damage, if not death. Probably descriptive of the damage such an act would cause to the cranium, as if one jumped on a turtle resting on a hard surface. As depicted in American History X.
by Odinsworn December 20, 2006
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Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
by Troy September 25, 2004
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an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.
" I got to go, I'm turtleing"
by Big Finn December 9, 2013
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She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!
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