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Definitions by Zzzzkkmnnn

Dong Puller 

You stick out a fist with your thumb tucked between your fingers and if someone else looks at it you yoink their peepee out
Joe: "Hey your shoe's untied"
Jim: (looks down)
Joe: DONG PULLER! Yoink!!!
Jim: (writhing in pain) "haha you got me!"
Joe : "Now eat it!"
Dong Puller by Zzzzkkmnnn December 19, 2018

I like turtles 

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.
Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...
I like turtles by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017