Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016

Hairless turnip

Another word for scrotum; balls; testicles that’s shaved

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip.

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Hairless turnip

Meaning scrotum or referring to a male genitalia; balls; shaved testicles

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Left-turnist

Usually a male in his 40’s, that enjoys small penis humiliation while masterbating to the women on the view while driving, and then making a left U-Turn from the right lane and totaling their vehicle, and not accept responsibility.

Captain Chris is such a left-turnist he can’t go within a 1000 feet of the bumper cars ride at the fair. The children that died in the pileup were the lucky ones. The onlookers were the real victims. You can never unsee a left—turnist in action.

by Rabid Rebel April 26, 2023

Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling

Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017

A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019