When a person goes to Turkey to partake in sexual intercourse with the first prostitute they happen to meet after getting off the plane.
- So tell me Nick, are you still a virgin or?
- Yeah, but I’m going to get my turkish citizenship next week.
- Damn dude, congrats. I recommend bosnian citizenship tho.
- Yeah, but I’m going to get my turkish citizenship next week.
- Damn dude, congrats. I recommend bosnian citizenship tho.
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On July 9th 1941, Alan Turing and his team cracked the the German Enigma code. This reduced the possibility of the war lasting a further 2 to 4 years. However, this war hero was later sentenced and charged with "indecency" on March 31st, 1952. He chose to undergo hormonal physical changes, also referred to as Chemical Castration, instead of imprisonment. The course lasted 1 Year and ended in 1953.
On the 7th June 1954, Alan Turing died and was found by his house keeper, the cause of death was Cyanide Poisoning. This is where wide-spread controversy comes in. People claim he killed himself due to his hormonal therapy, but he finished this over a year ago. It is also said that Turing had reportedly 'Borne' his treatment and legal setbacks and shown no signs of despondency prior to his death.land left no suicide note. Others claim it was accidental. He was carrying out an experiment where he was using Cyanide. In the autopsy, findings were more consistent with inhalation rather than ingestion. He was also known to eat an apple before bed and leave it half eaten on some occasions, him being found dead being on of the times it was left half eaten. So, he could've ingested some, but he had more intake via inhalation to the point where it became fatal.
However, his legacy continues even now and each day we use what he helped develop and that is a 'Computer' Turing helped lay the groundwork for modern computing and artificial intelligence, these are also known as 'Turing Machines'.
On the 7th June 1954, Alan Turing died and was found by his house keeper, the cause of death was Cyanide Poisoning. This is where wide-spread controversy comes in. People claim he killed himself due to his hormonal therapy, but he finished this over a year ago. It is also said that Turing had reportedly 'Borne' his treatment and legal setbacks and shown no signs of despondency prior to his death.land left no suicide note. Others claim it was accidental. He was carrying out an experiment where he was using Cyanide. In the autopsy, findings were more consistent with inhalation rather than ingestion. He was also known to eat an apple before bed and leave it half eaten on some occasions, him being found dead being on of the times it was left half eaten. So, he could've ingested some, but he had more intake via inhalation to the point where it became fatal.
However, his legacy continues even now and each day we use what he helped develop and that is a 'Computer' Turing helped lay the groundwork for modern computing and artificial intelligence, these are also known as 'Turing Machines'.
Person A: Wow! It was amazing how we were able to win so many battles, we had great, strong armies!
Person B: Yes, but did you know none of that would've been possible without a man named Alan Turing cracking the German Enigma Code?
Person A: Who?
Person B: Are you paying attention? Good. If you are not listening carefully, you will miss things.
Person B: Yes, but did you know none of that would've been possible without a man named Alan Turing cracking the German Enigma Code?
Person A: Who?
Person B: Are you paying attention? Good. If you are not listening carefully, you will miss things.
by Wiccan June 6, 2021
Get the Alan Turing mug.Dylan Turkenkopf is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's always wearing the newest trendy clothing, always using the newest slang and radiates a cool vibe overall. Don't be fooled though, he is also very nice. He won't ever talk down on you, and will always build you up. In terms of physical appearance, there isn't a man more handsome. Looking at his body bare is one of the greatest visual treats one can experience. When he walks down the halls or down the street, women line up just to get a quick glance. He could pull anyone he wanted to, but stays humble and waits for his moment on love.
From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.
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From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.
VERY HOT!!!
Dylan Turkenkopf once missed two straight days of school. Those days are now called Saturday and Sunday.
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Get the Dylan Turkenkopf mug.Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!
Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?
Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!
Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!
by Baris is bitch January 18, 2023
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the turning: there are many examples, though all are different a little. some sources say it's done 72 hours after the feeding on a human, others tell the human's blood is drained and than fed by the vampire's blood.. the truth is not public though.
by [Sanguine] August 22, 2006
Get the the turning mug.A programming language or programmable device that has the computational power equivalent to a Turing Machine.
A programmable device or programming language that is turing-complete can perform any calculation that any other programmable device or programming language is able to.
A programmable device or programming language that is turing-complete can perform any calculation that any other programmable device or programming language is able to.
by vaxt February 1, 2006
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