tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease

an illegally insane 15 year old discord user that wants to marry and have children with everyone that comes into contact with them. usually finds every human "hot". there is no known cure currently. the only treatment is a 1 hour timeout.

"ayo you see that crazy chick with tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease?"

"yea bro im kinda scared"

by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023

Tuntun Mausi

Chutki's mom but most importantly, my mommy 😋🤤

uh let's skip this 'cause tuntun mausi is my mommy, she ain't an object to be used ykyk

by I simp for Hinata May 16, 2023

tuturo-faliche

a failure, a let-down, or an asshole. can also mean a guy with a swimming pool who doesn't let his boys come swim, that type of person.

my tuturo-faliche shoe laces broke and i just bought 'em.
why doesn't that tuturo-faliche let us come over and swim?!

by diamond doug May 20, 2004

Tunto

A philippine slang term for silly, tricky,wise and jerky.

Oh may goodness that guy put some oil on the floor to make people slide..Tunto!

by Ninetynine May 17, 2009

tunug medicine

Tunug medicine is a special kind of medication that when taken, causes you to hallucinate, and see these weird machines called tunugs. This medicine also causes you to hallucinate about a boy called the mattress boy who loves to use weird mattress on people. These mattress can range anywhere from a regular air mattress that is pumped electrically, to a huge air mattress that's electric pump stays on all the time, and vibrates, and makes the person feel weird. People who take a little bit of the tunug medicine have just minor hallucinations. People who take a whole lot of the tunug medicines can have severe SEVERE hallucinations that if bad enough, can be fatal, because it can cause the person's heart rate to speed up, and could cause them to be sent into V-Fib which is an abnormal heart arhythmia in which the heart stops pumping, and just quivers.

1. A few days ago I took a whole lot of that tunug medicine and ended up almost dying from the machine that the mattress boy used on me. I was told to get on these horrible mattresses!!
2. Was one hooked up to a pump with a green light?
3. YES.
4. That's scarey.
5. YES IT IS!!

by 1992peter February 14, 2010

Tutu

Abbreviation for Turn Up, Turn up.

James: "I'm going to this party tonight."
Mia: "Ayeee tutu!"

by Zdawgsmoothmula August 8, 2016

tunt

when a guy doesn’t message you and you get so angry

ah my gosh liam is such a tunt he left me on read !

by coolkitty October 23, 2017