Turtle-Move

A gutsy attempt at completing some ill-advised feat of physical dexterity. While the attempt will most likely ultimately end in complete and utter failure (with the participant on his/her back, feet and arms in the air, like a TURTLE turned upside down), the fact that the feat was attempted in the first place will be celebrated.

What makes it a TURTLE-MOVE is an extremely low chance of success and an almost assuredly high rate of personal injury.

"Man.... that attempted 180 on the tightrope was a real TURTLE-MOVE!"

Can also be used as a warning to others - "Be careful out there.... no TURTLE-MOVES"

by 71spud August 6, 2009

Turtle Knock

When two penis heads touch together.

This most commonly happens during a threesome via an act called "double penetration" when two males accidentally pull out at the same time and knock the tips of their penises together. "Hey bro, I didn't mean to turtle knock you last night, It was a total accident."

by Joeislegend05 November 16, 2010

Turtlehead

The nickname of when your poop is poking out of your butthole.

While I was in the car I had a turtlehead

by itSirBoi April 22, 2017

Turtle Shank

A plastic single use straw, that ultimately ends up in a turtle's nose.

Me: No turtle shank in my drink, please.

Bar Tender: What's that?
Me: A straw.
Bar Tender: Ohhh. Got it.

by C.B. #99 December 31, 2018

turtlepants2

The world's best roblox player

he joined in 2016

turtlepants2 is the best roblox player.

by Tur4le July 2, 2021

Filthy Turtle

A person that professes affection towards sleeping with the head inside, like the mentioned reptilians.

Kieran slept with Curtis' head inside. He's such a filthy turtle!

by UJ April 10, 2015

Garden turtle

A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline

Da fuck outta here you dirty fuckin garden turtle

by Uncy Joe August 17, 2017