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Troy, MI

A city in Oakland County, Michigan defined by the following points:

1. There is always construction. Always.
2. Unpredictable traffic jams and congestion.
3. Nothing fun to do. Ever.
4. Obese people would love it here, as there's a fast food joint on pretty much every intersection.
5. Home to pretty much no one famous.
6. Taxes go up, but city services and buildings continue to close.
7. Rapid influx of Asians and African Americans.
Troy, MI is the most boring city in Michigan. Don't live there.
by mabbass February 24, 2011
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This is a move done by only expert white water rafters, and is the action of popping the back of the boat for a sudden burst of speed.
While exploring different tricks for water rafting, the crew tried troying the boat.
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troy city puppet

when a promiscuous male lets a varierty of homosexual strangers (rest area regulars) stick their fists up the eager individuals awaiting ass taking turns and makin the person bust within milliseconds....1 step past a glory hole
karl became horny driving on the highway so he pulled over into the rest area looking to find a troy city puppet session
by nahlidge508 August 18, 2009
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troy smith

The front-runner for the 2006 heisman trophy and one of the greatest college football Quarterbacks i've seen in years. Going to lead the buckeyes to the National Championship and he's also going to embarass the Wolverines.
Troy Smith's got the Heisman.

Man Troy Smith is a stud.

That Kid Troy Smith is amazing.
by Bucknut November 13, 2006
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troy

City name.

In modern times accounts for cites in Michigan, New York, Alabama, Illinois, Missouri, and Montana (in order of importance as determined by Google).

From the 3rd millennium BC to around the 4th century AD, it refers to a series of 9 cities overlaid on top of each other in what is now western Turkey.
Troy, MI is the 2nd largest city in the state based on total property value (Detroit is #1)

Troy VII is most likely the city refered to in Homer's Iliad.
by guided fox January 26, 2006
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Troy

A massive legend with the biggest cock you'll ever see he has a six pack and massive pecks . he is the hottest guy you'll ever meet. And hates gays he goes to no gay protest and only loves girls he will never cheat on you and properly has 400 girlfriends you will have perfect life he is so smart You should date him even if you don't like him. He will be rich in the future and the opposite of gay. You will have an amazing life if you date him. he makes you laugh and give you the best sex you will ever have . those blue eyes and that blonde hair will make you'll drawll.
Troy is the sexist person in the world.
by Jessica cnt October 29, 2018
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