Tri-sexuality, simply means that a male or female is no longer attracted to men or women. What should one do if they are no longer attracted to mainstream genders? Why, become attracted to triangles of course! It cuts all the pain and aggravation out of relationships! Tri- Sexuals are perfectly content making sweet sweet love to their Trigonometry homework.
~Founded by Mr. Burkman. All hail Bradford!
~Founded by Mr. Burkman. All hail Bradford!
Girl one: I'm so sick of relationships, I think I'm tri-sexual
Girl two: Then we should both find a right triangle to settle down with.
Girl two: Then we should both find a right triangle to settle down with.
by Elizabeth Ma November 2, 2011
Get the Tri-sexual mug.A sorority consisting mostly of overweight women. They're also known to be about as easy as 2nd grade math class. Short for Delta Delta Delta.
Tri Delt #1: "Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos."
Tri Delt #2: "Hey, that one hippo looks a little bit like Susie."
Tri Delt #1: "No, I think it looks more like you. What happened with you and that new miracle diet anyway?"
Tri Delt #2: "Oh, I lasted 2 hours, but then I had this killer craving for Krispy Kreme."
Tri Delt #1: "That'll happen. Pass me half of that cheesecake."
Tri Delt #2: "Hey, that one hippo looks a little bit like Susie."
Tri Delt #1: "No, I think it looks more like you. What happened with you and that new miracle diet anyway?"
Tri Delt #2: "Oh, I lasted 2 hours, but then I had this killer craving for Krispy Kreme."
Tri Delt #1: "That'll happen. Pass me half of that cheesecake."
by Nick D May 22, 2004
Get the Tri Delt mug.The girl at the D-Chi or Fiji party who everyone is paying attention to because she is the loudest and mostgirl there. She is also good looking, but not in the overly done-up way, and is dressed well in name brands, but not so much slutty as cute. Rival of the Chi O, teaser of the Gamma Phi, and will have an AKL fuck buddy. The Pi Phis refer to the Tri Delts as ghetto, but that's just because as bulimic crackheads, they are jealous of the Tri Delts.
Gamma Phi #1: Who is that bitch?
Gamma Phi #2: Which one?
Gamma Phi #1: The girl with the brown hair in the Abercrombie tank top and Hollister capris with the Coach bag and Chanel sunglasses.
Gamma Phi #2: Oh, the one who's flirting with Lindsey's boyfriend and laughing really loud?
Gamma Phi #1: Yeah, her.
Gamma Phi #2: Oh, that's that Tri Delt that used to get on that one AKL but she dates that D-Chi.
Gamma Phi #1: Ew. What does she have that I don't?
Gamma Phi #2: A really good personality, I guess. And she doesn't wear as much makeup or trendy shit from Urban Outfitters. And her hair isn't falling out because she bleaches it too much.
Gamma Phi #1: Okay, whatever, shut up.
Gamma Phi #2: Which one?
Gamma Phi #1: The girl with the brown hair in the Abercrombie tank top and Hollister capris with the Coach bag and Chanel sunglasses.
Gamma Phi #2: Oh, the one who's flirting with Lindsey's boyfriend and laughing really loud?
Gamma Phi #1: Yeah, her.
Gamma Phi #2: Oh, that's that Tri Delt that used to get on that one AKL but she dates that D-Chi.
Gamma Phi #1: Ew. What does she have that I don't?
Gamma Phi #2: A really good personality, I guess. And she doesn't wear as much makeup or trendy shit from Urban Outfitters. And her hair isn't falling out because she bleaches it too much.
Gamma Phi #1: Okay, whatever, shut up.
by Sunny December 22, 2003
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Diana: oh u mean that fucking tri-bi ? nope.
Anthony: lmaooo
Diana: oh u mean that fucking tri-bi ? nope.
Anthony: lmaooo
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stuck between a rock and a hard place, and some one with a gun
stuck between a rock and a hard place, and some one with a gun
Your wife walks in to a bar and sees you cheating, at the same time some one wants to fight you , but he has 5 guys and your buddies are passed out drunk, and with the whole wife thing, you find her cheating as the guy she is with walks in after her,
then you say to your self
" This is a Tri-fecta of Fucked-ness
then you say to your self
" This is a Tri-fecta of Fucked-ness
by hawkmo February 4, 2010
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tri-siz Need I say more?
by Tri-siz mcgiz December 20, 2010
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You Rushki?
Tak man! Vodka! let's dance ze Tri Poloski!
WHAT YUO F***ING SLAV!!! I only talk to REAL RUSSIANS!!!
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Tak means Yes in Russian
Tak man! Vodka! let's dance ze Tri Poloski!
WHAT YUO F***ING SLAV!!! I only talk to REAL RUSSIANS!!!
{note}
Tak means Yes in Russian
by sfvdszvfewasdzv February 8, 2018
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