guy 1 : hey man, do you know that george is a tri-sexual.
guy2 : how do you know that?
guy1: because he hooked up with a girl and a guy in the same night, then fucked his dog.
Guy2: that is seriously fucked up!
guy2 : how do you know that?
guy1: because he hooked up with a girl and a guy in the same night, then fucked his dog.
Guy2: that is seriously fucked up!
by Dicko 69 August 25, 2008

Bobby: "S'cuse me miss, are you bisexual?"
Samantha: "Nah dude, I'm a tri-sexual get it right you fucking misogynist!"
Samantha: "Nah dude, I'm a tri-sexual get it right you fucking misogynist!"
by Dina Dong March 28, 2017

Tri-sexuality, simply means that a male or female is no longer attracted to men or women. What should one do if they are no longer attracted to mainstream genders? Why, become attracted to triangles of course! It cuts all the pain and aggravation out of relationships! Tri- Sexuals are perfectly content making sweet sweet love to their Trigonometry homework.
~Founded by Mr. Burkman. All hail Bradford!
~Founded by Mr. Burkman. All hail Bradford!
Girl one: I'm so sick of relationships, I think I'm tri-sexual
Girl two: Then we should both find a right triangle to settle down with.
Girl two: Then we should both find a right triangle to settle down with.
by Elizabeth Ma November 2, 2011

by David Towle June 3, 2004

by Talhoino March 14, 2009

Bruh... I’m straight... what are you? Tri-Sexual??
Yeah bro, boys, girls, and squirrels is where it’s at.
Yeah bro, boys, girls, and squirrels is where it’s at.
by Aren’t You Asain? June 7, 2018

by Rick Ruben June 30, 2006
