Punching Trees Give Me Wood

1. An internet meme that is based around a gameplay element in the popular online sandbox/adventure game Minecraft where your character can punch trees to break them and collect their wood. This is a source of TV shirts and other internet jokes.

2. It can also be used perversively (like a That's What She Said joke).
3. It can also be used to say you're going to play Minecraft

Examples:
1. Dude1: Why are you punching that tree
Dude2: They give me wood when I do this
Dude1: Bro that's only in Minecraft
2. Punching trees gives me a hard-on.
3. Dude1: Hey, I'm going to go punch some trees
Dude2: Talking about Minecraft?
Dude1: No... I'm just really mad right now.

Minecraft Meme Punching Trees Give Me Wood

Punching Trees Give Me Wood by 2_Z_Zach July 13, 2012

They’re in the trees

This phrase was used in the Vietnam war. The Vietnamese would camouflage themselves and hide in the trees and attack the Americans (which we 100% deserved.) the Americans were not used to this type of guerilla war fare and were very alarmed. They would yell “they’re in the trees” to warn the rest of their squad about the attack from above. Now this is a phrase that angsty teens say to express a sudden attack, or they just yell it out the window at unsuspecting pedestrians.

Mary: “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!”
Me: “Bruh, what?”

Mary: “THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!!”

They’re in the trees by Plumviolet April 24, 2019

Tony sparks Trees 

The best rap artist you never heard of.His LP "Chronical Thoughts" is amazing and original.

1-Tony sparks Trees is great for all the piff he puts in the air.
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".

Tony sparks Trees by tstrees August 29, 2007

Burnin' Trees 

A discrete way of saying "let's go smoke some pot". Pot is Marijuana for all who didn't know. Marijuana is a dank plant that you smoke, and you feel a high.

She's burnin' trees with her friends up at the park.

Burnin' Trees by Annieiswhatsup September 12, 2011

splittin trees 

The act of sharing marijuana cigarettes with others.

"Man, I know her, she get high! We was splittin trees all night!

splittin trees by GBlaster June 13, 2013

puffing trees 

The act of smoking a large "puff" of marijuana or "tree"

Yo bro we gonna puff some trees after school?
Yo bro we puffing trees whenever we can!

puffing trees by Swimgod December 1, 2015

Breaking trees 

The first thing you do in a new Minecraft world

World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END

> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine

Breaking trees by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021