Margaret Thatcher

Late, great, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and the best thing since sliced bread. Famous for bitch-slapping socialism into submission and then taking a dump on it's corpse. The BBC and Guardian like to portray the idea that everyone hates her, but in reality she won three general elections, the Tories won a fourth, then New Labour won three more using her policies. On top of that she was voted the 16th greatest Briton of all time and scores high in opinion polls, even up north. The far-left simply hate her because she made them her bitches.

What's that? Margaret Thatcher destroyed British industry? Actually, I think you'll find that according to the Office of National Statistics, manufacturing grew by 7.5% under her premiership compared to a 5% decline under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, while she shut down less mines than Labour PM Harold Wilson.

by john jellicoe December 19, 2013

trotch

skank who's vag is dirty and/or overpounded, comes from the combination of the words trashy and crotch....

Be careful with that trotch... she's a one way ticket to herpes!

by gtroubles September 3, 2009

Twatch

A female's internal menstrual clock; specifically relating to a man soliciting sex.

Captain BlueBalls: "Hey honey, what time does your twatch say?"
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

twatcholism

When you become physically sick after going down on a girl.

"Dude, last night I went down on Carly, and I think I got a serious case of twatcholism."

by jeromius October 26, 2008

devil-breasted mattress thatcher

1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

twatch

adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. Could be described as good looking and sexist. It is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence

Women always love making sammiches for twatches, as they are very deserving.

by PALS123 September 11, 2010

Thatcher

(n.) A wanna-be skateboarder, poser. Commonly seen riding a penny skateboard, or longboard. Shops at zumiez, and wears everything from there. Usually plays lacrosse, and uses words such as "yolo" and "swag" seriously.

Haha, look at that lax-bro who is mongo pushing a longboard while wearing clothes from diamond supply co, he's skating just to look cool. What a thatcher.

by Vert Dog February 25, 2014