tooter

cute little person that farts cutely

hey tooter
will you be my tooter?

"oh man tell me about your date"
"man she's such a tooter"

by alec and liz May 3, 2010

Toner is Low

When someone named Tony is feeling depressed or not himself. The phrase comes from a printer or photocopier actually having a low level of toner.

Tony says "Dammit why does this always happen to me?"
you say "Looks like the Toner is low."

by Scary October 14, 2006

Toner Boner

The extreme excitement a graphic designer feels toward the fine details of an exquisitely made print.

Uggghhhh look at that poster! See that ever so slightly raised ink? And the texture of the halfprint? This is giving me such a toner boner!

by TeN523 February 19, 2011

tooper

One who constantly sucks dick. Constantly trying to suck dick and constantly on it.

Sharelf: You know you madd ugly, that chick aint want you.
Jason: Nigga, shut up. You a tooper. Hop off!
Sharelf: I still got ya gurl, so HA.
Jason: Nigga, the only gurl you eva had was ya momz.

by toobadyetsosad November 9, 2007

Troner

A truck boner. Often occurs when real men find themselves near a badass vehicle, such as a Humvee.

Bubbles: He’s got a troner.
Ricky: A what?
Bubbles: Truck boner.

by GkPI May 20, 2019

poot-tooter

Someone who loves to poot/toot/fart. They are commonly referred to as poot-tooters when not only does their gas have quantity, but also volume.

Lo was being a little poot-tooter today, i could smell her from here

by T-Mizzle May 6, 2008

Taint-tooer

A tattoo artist who specializes in performing tattoos specifically on the taint

Sean: Hey Bill, I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my taint!
Bill: Really? If thats the case, I have the best taint-tooer in town, he will hook u up big time

by Reports Ordah January 13, 2011