tonsday

the tuesday after a long weekend. Tonsday feels like a Monday but often is worse than a Monday, as everything you would have gotten done on Monday has now piled up onto the already large workload for Tuesday. Tonsday is the day where you pay for the enjoyable long weekend. There is always a ton of work to do on a Tonsday.

I hate tonsdays. Tonsday mourning hell

by sync_pulse August 15, 2007

tonsil chunk

a nasty bit of undigested food that you cough up and it smells awful.

This morning while brushing my teeth I coughed up a big tonsil chunk and mmmboy, did it smell awful!

by p_bunyan April 3, 2009

crotch tonsils

1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

Damn, my crotch tonsils itch!

by Lu the Diver November 20, 2007

Tonsillitis

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.

1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.

by Madd Dogggg January 6, 2005

tonsillectomy

When a girl deep throats you so hard, you knock out her tonsils with your shaft.

I want to give that girl a tonsillectomy she'll never forget.

by JDHalfracK September 25, 2010

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004

Tonsil boxer

A Goddam cocksucker. The person who takes the penis down their throat, bumping the head of the penis against their tonsils. Similar to a boxer working at a speed bag.

i asked the tin knocker not to install the HVAC in that location. The cocksucker did it anyway. I yelled out to the fucking tonsil boxer, you put that shit in my way. Cocksucking tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015