Toaster bath

a day committed to committing toaster bath

Hey baby do you wanna come over and commit toaster bath

Omg yeas make sure you’ve got two toasters

by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 18, 2019

Toasters

Insert bread, dispenses toast.

Camren: Chase put toast in the toasters.
Brenden: Why the fuck would he do that? You put bread in a toaster?!

by unknown413235 January 3, 2010

Toaster Mage

a really cool fool who ive known for a bit but has low self esteem and thats not good i try to help but he refuses but im a persistiant little bastard and wont give up if you would like to help plz vote thumbs up for my good ol pal toasty

Darkace: hello how are you

Toaster Mage:o.O..

Toaster Mage: boring?

by Darkace January 17, 2005

The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

toaster oven syndrome

A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.

I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.

by sailski March 3, 2010

toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.

All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services

by Nick Paradise July 1, 2011

toaster face

A girl/boy who has so much acne their faces they look they were smacked over the head by a toaster on high heat.

"Oh my god, did you see Megan today? What a toaster face."
"Yeah, it looked so nasty!"

by los pies es succio! January 28, 2012