Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

go to Shitcago

to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Shite sticks to shite

somone who has done something bad in the past and then has had something bad happen to them in the future in other words shite comes to shite meaning bad luck comes to people who do bad things

did you hear about jamie getting robbed aye i did but shite sticks to shite

by GavinFrank February 7, 2017

to shitgag

To shit and browse memes (preferably via the 9GAG app) simultaneously

I love to shitgag so long that I don't feel my legs any more.

by ABQ Heisenberg July 2, 2017

Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita

A hentai where a guy gets drugged and turns into a girl and his friend fucks him aggressively.

"Have you watched Kuro Gal ni Natta kara Shin`yuu to Shite Mita?"
"The hentai?"
"Yeah."

by roofrob May 23, 2021

Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

Clitter to shitter

When one licks a female from vagina to butthole.

Damn man I straight licked this girl clitter to shitter.

by Nicholas Torres December 12, 2022