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titfucked

Expression used to describe extreme loss, humiliation, or rejection. Similar to shafted.
"I just got titfucked; right now my girlfriend is kissing some guy over there at the bar"
by K race September 6, 2005
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timofy

HOI MII NAMES TIMOFY AND AND IM SO SUPER DUPER UBER KOOL COZ I GET DRUNK EVERWI NITE WID MII BOIIZ, AND DEN AFTER I TAKEN A SIP OF MA ALCOHOMAHOL I LYK 2 FINGUR DA WALL!!!!!
person 1: oooh eeehm ghee thats so fucking gay
person 2: you mean thats so timofy?
by tenille.sanfilli October 7, 2011
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Titof Titoffofme Titofied Tito titfuck titf titface Titouan titfucker Tito'd
Thought of of the longest most stupid word(thats isnt welsh)in the world. in short term it is a joining word such as "and" used by the han-solos of the 14th century but phased out due to the inconvience of not only its length or difficult pronounciation but for its abilty to make theatre plays such as the well known "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia" much much longer as actors had to spend many extra seconds saying it, instead of "and".
" Oh my god!!! That Excess of vagina from verginia has killed my mother man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy (and) Dishonerd the family name. You basterd vagina, You basterd." extract from the Play "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia"
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Tituflecting

When a woman wearing a low-cut shirt intentionally bows forward to flash her breasts while talking to you. This usually occurs when she is trying to convince you to do something for her.
Todd: "Look at Kathy over there flashin' her boobs so Ray will get her coffee."

Frank: "Well all that tituflecting won't work this time, Ray is gay."
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
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Titfanny

Loving,Caring and Awesome Has the intelligence that not all can surpass, Brains and beauty combined makes a wonderful combination of an awesome women. Titfanny's booty are HUGE you may not see it but its under layers and layers of clothes and they are scared to show there true definition in short: there Brains is in the way of there natural beauty to show
Guy: wow she is a hot mess
Guy2: Yea but i bet if all that is removed her real form would show
** nights after into prom**
guy: wow who is that girl is she new?
guy2: nope thats Titfanny she got help from her mom too pick out clothes and guess what buddy she is now mines **laughs**
guy: aww man you always got to get the last laugh
by iloveulots<3 August 16, 2012
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titfat

The thing that makes tits to squishy, squeezable and fun
Joyful, enjoyable, squeezable fun, with titfat! *fun to play with, not to eat!*
by silverware May 30, 2014
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tito-jealousy

When your current girlfriend sounds or react in an aggressively jealous manner at the slightest mention of any of your ex-girlfriends
She exhibits so much tito-jealousy when he mention his escapades with other girls
by benzino87 November 5, 2014
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