your grandmother’s titties

A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have

Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..

by Silograndma December 9, 2017

man titties

A man with abnormally large breasts.

Dude, that guy has huge man titties.

by Ryan M. June 12, 2003

Tittie Fuck

Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while his penis is between the breast, then squeeze lotion, and fuck the shit outa them titties.

Man, I wanna tittie fuck Mary, she got some tig o' biddies

by Mary February 1, 2005

Salt Water Titties

Saline Breast Implants.

You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)

by Ghost1319 January 13, 2015

Shit Ass Titties

The perfect combination of swear words. Not to bad. But bad enough. Flows off the tongue.

Can be used to exclaim any type of strong emotion.

"Shit Ass Titties it's freezing outside!"

"Shit Ass Titties, I'm so excited about our trip tomorrow!"

"Shit Ass Titties he's about to kick that rednecks ass"

"Shit Ass Titties I locked my keys in the car"

or just

"SHIT ASS TITTIES!"

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 9, 2010

Fritter Titties

Droopy, Floppy, Pendulous, Saggy, Slouchy, or Wilting Boobies.

Check out dat mama! WHOOOA! Nevermind! She got dem ugly fritter titties!

by Heavy Debbie January 22, 2010

pancake titties

Her tits look like 2 flaps of skin hanging off the body, with no density. When she bends over, they look flat, like a pancake, when seen from the side view.

That stripper bent over to pick up the dollar; she had the nastiest pancake titties I have ever seen!

by crypto-jypto July 24, 2003