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Timber

The moment after ejaculation in which a male penis goes flaccid in a matter of seconds
"Timber", the man yelled after dropping a pound of semen in a three way.
by SgtSaudiArabia August 6, 2018
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Timber

Short for Declan Eastley. This means you have the iq of a piece of timber, extremely horny, has the biceps the size of coconuts and a cock as big as an elephants trunk.
How are you today Timber?”
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Timber

Timber is slaying
by Agathaissoslayqjeen August 5, 2024
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Timber

basically when you cant think of another word to say, just scream the word timber at the top of your lungs
its going down in yelling timber
by yeetus_feetus September 18, 2018
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My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.
Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Timber

Timber is the best pit bull I know. He is a dark wood brown brindle with some white. He likes to lick a lot and sometimes bite but only nibbles sometimes. He's very sweet kind and cuddly. He's my favriote pitbull in the world. He had parvo but is now fine but he may have had a fever for too long because now he is a little bit toooo special........in the brain.
"I love you Timber!!!!"
by Hawk Heart December 9, 2016
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biting timber

when one has a giant boner and a chick is giving a bj and she uses her teeth
ouch fuck she gave me a biting timber
by lou sanus 696969 December 5, 2011
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