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Timber Wolf

A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.
Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."
by TimberWolf254 November 2, 2017
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timber lips

The person at the drinking event who walks around with a handle offering everybody sips from the bottle. This person is usually hammered already and insists you take a swig.
Did you see timber lips walking around with that handle of fireball?
by Timber lips November 5, 2023
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Timber Canyon

RIP 1996-2020
Timber Canyon, and there she finally was laid at rest.
by Seilkie May 20, 2020
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Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.
Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!
by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023
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Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
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Timber

basically when you cant think of another word to say, just scream the word timber at the top of your lungs
its going down in yelling timber
by yeetus_feetus September 18, 2018
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Finishing Timber

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber
by pussmeat July 31, 2019
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