Timberli

WILDCARD!!!!! F'REALLLL IS IN THE MF HOUSE. SHE KEEPS IT 100 RNS AND DEMANDS THE SAME IN RETURN. SHE FALLS HARD AND LOVES EVEN HARDER. YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH THIS ONE. SHE MAY BITE!!

That timberli is one down ads beeotch.

by F'real May 26, 2015

Timberland high school

a school where you can learn how to train your emo

that’s all

girl: i go to timberland high school
boy: you emo as fuck

by girlwhodoesnotgototimberland August 26, 2021

Hella Timers

The term Hella Timers is a phrase used by confused middle schoolers and high schoolers. This term is used in reference to the hourglass symbol beside their streaks. This hourglass represents that their streak is about to end. Hella Timers basically means that someone is about to lose a lot of their streaks. This term was also misunderstood by up and coming Clinton, N.C. rapper, A-Way, who mistakenly thought it was a disease.

A-Way: "Bro, I forgot to send my streaks today, I got Hella Timers."
Lil Davey: "Oh shoot man, lets take a pic."

by Yung A-Way December 13, 2019

timbered

Wen you take that hit that fuks u up and every hit after you cant stop coughing. Wen you get blazed

You just got fuckin timbered!

by ganjalover21 June 24, 2010

limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

Timber Rattler

Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.

"My girlfriend was mouthing off so I gave her the ol' Timber Rattler"

by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006

timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

by Cliff January 25, 2004