Tim

Tim means you have a little dick.

Hey Bob. I wish my boyfriend did not have a tiny Tim.

by pushpop96 December 21, 2016

Tim

Synonym for AssholeDickPussy

What a fucking Tim...

by Datpepethefrogmeme December 12, 2016

Tim

Guy who thinks he is so good at NBA 2K but in reality, he is just a scrub. Often picks the thunder claiming they are his favorite team.

Uses Durant on every play possible. Plays with the thunder because he doesn't have a chance with any other team. Foolishly thinks he is the best.

Tim : Darin you trying to play me in 2K?

Darin: The last 5 times we played I skunked you. You feel Like losing again?

Tim: Imma get Durant and I'm gonna win this time.

(*Thomas gets Skunked in first quarter)

Darin: Now that's 6 times.

Tim: Maaaaaannnnnn! You got lucky again homeboy!

(*Cycle continues)

by Agentzero2400 September 28, 2011

Tim

The biggest bitch anyone knows. Also he does crossfit. What a douche.

You're such a tim.

by Handmanbombdog December 19, 2016

Tim

A complete turn off

Tim is such a cockblock

by thebadesstdabberalive December 20, 2016

Tim

A small guy with a tiny dick

"Is that guy called tim"

"Yes how did u know"

"Cos he's a midget"

by Thank God for Atheists August 7, 2016

Tim

A toolbox who is not empathetic whatsoever. He sets off all kinds of alarms: fire, flamer, messy, lazy, mean, gay, etc. He is incapable of recognizing with an certain genre of music is appropriate. Usually has a beard.....uses other ppls towels..and doesn't believe in exercising.

boot tool Tim

by memeshawn January 3, 2011