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Tic Tac Dick

When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.
"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.
by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022
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Tic Tac

Basically Tik Tok, except older people don't really know how to pronounce it. That's basically it, yea. This is a boring definition. Whatever. Oh, it's also a candy-type thing. Whatever.
Mother: Why are you always on your Tic Tac stuff?
Son: It's Tik Tok, ma! Get it right! Geez louise!
Mother: A S C E N D E D.
Son: oh god no
Mother: SON, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS
Son: mother i apologize. 'twas only a jo-
Mother: transforms
Son: what the... FLOWEY?!
Flowey: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by Ablynce September 25, 2020
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Tic Tac

The greatest mint in the world, only 10 at a time will do for these mints
" Hey Jean want a tic tac?"

" No Ital I don't want A tic tac I want ten you cheap ass!"
by Bigger tic tac June 22, 2015
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spicy tic-tac

A cartridge fired at both high chamber pressure and heavily varying bullet velocity. Which can result in the destruction of the used firearm, as well as possible injury of the user.
Ex.

Kentucky Ballistics had not one but several spicy tic-tac pieces in his neck.
Ex.

A definite thumbs down experience having a spicy tic tac at the range.
by ExtinctFleaz January 7, 2023
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tic-tac

In reference to pre-pubescent males, in the early stages of development, when their attitudes are erratic. Their bodies may have started to grow, but their penises are still small.
"Whoa, slow down there tic-tac."

"Them tic-tacs thinking they grown!"

"You still talking, but what you packing? A tic-tac?"
by G Bubs November 17, 2020
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fric frac tic tac

what some people say when they are extremely confused about something so obvious, and usually takes less than a day for them to figure it out.
wait, why the fric frac tic tac did you lie about that?
by My-cah February 12, 2023
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Tic tac

Harry topping is a tic tac
by Tic tac123 March 10, 2022
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