Thundercunting

When you throw something (typically the size of a bottle) at wall incredibly hard

Person 1: “dude I just thundercunted my hamster into the wall and now he’s not moving.”
Person 2: “WHY WOULD YOU THINK THUNDERCUNTING YOUR HAMSTER INTO THE WALL WAS A GOOD IDEA!?”

Thundercunting by Goji1954 October 5, 2025

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Thundercunt

It’s kinda like when you accidentally lose control of the wii remote and throw it against your moms brand new tv.

“Damn it! I just thundercunted the remote against the tv.. Moms gonna kick my ass..”

Thundercunt by Imarihuh3000 October 23, 2025

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slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!

You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt

slunty thundercunt by Roscopico May 13, 2015

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Camogi thundercunt

Whilst visiting Ireland during sex the female must kick the man’s balls until he is in excruciating pain and cums on the left breast of the female and falls asleep

Bro, last night was mental the last thing I remember was my girl giving me a camogi thundercunt

Camogi thundercunt by Very horny dog woof March 21, 2023