Ophthalomographic Therapy is visual and graphical therapy for your eyes often given/ prescribed by a ophthalmologists or it can be achieved by certain colors. A third way to give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy is through LSD and other reality shifting hard drugs. Medication that can help give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy are Acetazolamide, Acetylcysteine, and Aciclovir.
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PERSON 1: man my eyes are so stressed. they hurt so much.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.
by the guy who did nothing April 9, 2020
Get the Ophthalomographic Therapymug. Used to represent the idea that therapy is a pyramid scheme. Basically the idea that people who need therapy go and advertise it to everyone and says vague stuff like “everyone needs a little therapy” and advertise that in schools, on TV and stuff without actually explaining what therapy is and why they need it.
Dr: “I mean chronic illness is really hard to deal with, you should try therapy.”
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.
by Sacredfart April 1, 2023
Get the Big Therapymug. relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump
-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!
by eljameso123 August 15, 2017
Get the Porcelain Therapymug. When you need to get laid
by Harass July 28, 2015
Get the meat therapymug. Healing oneself by working with words and letting them order and clarify the way one feels, thinks, and acts.
After a major television network offered to interview me, but then cancel the interview, that series of events first raised but then lowered my self-concept, confused me, made me feel powerless—even helpless, but not hopeless.
Soon after I started to edit the index of a book I'm writing, I began to feel increasingly better.
Working with words balanced my emotions and allowed me to feel, think, and act correctly again. I call that word therapy.
Soon after I started to edit the index of a book I'm writing, I began to feel increasingly better.
Working with words balanced my emotions and allowed me to feel, think, and act correctly again. I call that word therapy.
by but for March 8, 2018
Get the word therapymug. by RJ_240 August 26, 2017
Get the Electrothot Therapymug. Easy to learn and remember when laughing. Crosses all barriers. Transcends separation and disconnection. Lifts all good hormones/chemicals.
Being a beginner means being willing to suck at trying something new. I seek discomfort so it’s a win-win. I call that humor therapy when I can crack myself up.
by Diancer April 5, 2023
Get the humor therapymug.