therapy 13

Therapy 13 is the best payola groupchat on twitter for Taylor Swift stans! They will be attending Taylor’s next tour together and possibly a secret session as well!
Twitter User 1: Who are these idiots asking if someone got kidnapped because they went inactive for like 5 hours?
Twitter User 2: Oh, that has to be Therapy 13! They’re always tweeting about the most random stuff.
by Therapy13 June 02, 2021
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Revenge Therapy

Revenge Therapy is the act of coping with your problems in life by being cruel to others
Usually, the cruelty will be directed at those that bear similar qualities, usually physical, to one's oppressors
"Ever since Markus got harassed by that one racist guy he's been unusually cruel to me, what's up with that?"
"Oh, he's coping with revenge therapy. It's probably because you're white."
by IanNBF February 19, 2022
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water therapy

To lust to be nearby or in the ocean, river or lake on a sunny day to rejuvenate, relax and reset.

No shirt, no shoes, no problems.
I am ready to get some water therapy in this weekend!
by travelintomysoul July 28, 2017
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Tyrone Therapy

When you and your girl break up, she goes out and finds a big black man (a.k.a. Tyrone) to have relations with. Done usually to make herself feel better about the break up (or similar traumatic event).
Guy: "My best girl and I broke up for the tenth time last night. I saw her walking around today with Tyrone."
Guy's friend: "Forget about her. She's out getting some Tyrone therapy."
by snu snu March 25, 2023
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animal therapy

Purposeful use of animals to provide affection, diversion and relaxation
I use animal therapy to help my patience feel relaxed and calm during their sessions.
by Lorelei S. April 24, 2017
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Ophthalomographic Therapy

Ophthalomographic Therapy is visual and graphical therapy for your eyes often given/ prescribed by a ophthalmologists or it can be achieved by certain colors. A third way to give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy is through LSD and other reality shifting hard drugs. Medication that can help give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy are Acetazolamide, Acetylcysteine, and Aciclovir.
(OP-THE-LOW-MOE-GRAH-FIC-THERE-UP-E)
PERSON 1: man my eyes are so stressed. they hurt so much.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.
by the guy who did nothing April 09, 2020
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Big Therapy

Used to represent the idea that therapy is a pyramid scheme. Basically the idea that people who need therapy go and advertise it to everyone and says vague stuff like “everyone needs a little therapy” and advertise that in schools, on TV and stuff without actually explaining what therapy is and why they need it.
Dr: “I mean chronic illness is really hard to deal with, you should try therapy.”
Patient: “no.”
Dr: “well we all need some therapy.”
Patient: “oh but that’s what they want you to think. Big therapy just says that so that they can sell more therapies.
by Sacredfart April 01, 2023
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