coconut shell

mind or brain

you're so stupid! use your coconut shell

by andyellie June 6, 2017

Ma Shell

The best person ever to exist. They will support you through everything and help you when you need it most. They are the most beautiful soul.

Your ma shell

by Snailtree33 January 10, 2022

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

Shells Magliarro

A delicious pasta dish comprised of pasta shells, a tomato sauce, herbs, and either chicken or pork.

Definitely not a person's name. Nope. Never.

I can't wait to eat at Mare tonight. I'm getting the Shells Magliarro.

by Illigitimmigrantkicker March 29, 2017

shell shield

When you get a triple green shell or red shell in Mario Kart and keep it as a shield to avoid other shells. Unfortunately, shell shields are busted by the 'naners.

Shells are used to smack people around.

I pulled out a shell shield. Wario, Ludwig, and Rosalina all went down. Then I just sped ahead to first.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 25, 2017

Shell Knocking

When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.

"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"

by TRSnakeEyes March 1, 2015

Stuffed Shell

When a female has a block of cheese in their vagina

I gave my girl a stuffed shell. We had to go American because sharp leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

by FrogsFly April 27, 2022