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The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.
It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?
by Gvcd May 16, 2018
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The correct opinion

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by Anonymus_ February 22, 2022
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The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022
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The seventh option

« The seventh option » is what you call a guy that is so cute that he himself could be one of the 7 world wonders.
Mary: Hey, don’t you think that guy in the first year is cute!

Matthew: Bro… he could be the seventh option for me.
by matthraquis January 2, 2023
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The exact opposite reaction

You know the funny thing about the A.I. learning?
Iam "Me and Joe had the exact opposite reaction"

*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2023
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The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online

It was a cold, foggy and breezy day, the wind was moving the trees. The day already seemed to show that it is going to be be sad, and this moment in history shall be remembered forever, the clouds were dark, this was not an usual day, this is the day OpposingFork was not online, 25th October 2023. Truly, a sad day...
The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online is a poetic text made by no other than Dako himself. Praises to Dako for creating this inspiring and motivational poem, this is truly world changing and it deserves a nobel prize for showing the feeling of opposingfork not being online.
by Dako123 October 25, 2023
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The Cincinnati Open

On their back and blacked out.
We were doing the Cincinnati Open when suddenly they came too and kicked me in the nards.
by DrDingleGinger August 14, 2025
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