heineken maneuver

If someone is distressed or in a panic you give them a beer and they will be fine.

"What's wrong with Jerome?"
"His girlfriend broke up with him."
"Quick! Give him the Heineken maneuver

by Twiztid Maggot January 26, 2017

nosenhoover maneuver

The act of sticking your nose into a vagina instead of eating it.

Rosie started squirting everywhere when Lucas nosenhoover maneuvered her.

by Jackson Coffee August 23, 2017

dangerous maneuver

a critical error in driving in which the instructor may mark you on literally anything -- failure to look at blindspot, not signaling, and such.

Boy: Mom, I got DQ'd for making a dangerous maneuver.
Mom: What for?
Boy: For not looking at my blindspot early/late enough, though I did look at it.
Mom: That's outrageous! That means the instructors can mark you on that at anytime be it early or late.

by daboyyy July 22, 2011

Imodium Maneuver

(n) A technique where one decides not to cheat on his or her significant other by feigning an oncoming outbreak of diarrhea. The Imodium Maneuver allows one to save face and remain loyal to his or her significant other without insulting the other party or parties.

Pat was in a hot tub full of strippers and totally wanted to cheat, but then he used the Imodium Maneuver. The girls weren't insulted and he excused himself - everything was cool.

by ColbertEagle November 3, 2010

Hoover Maneuver

A Hoover Maneuver is when a man tries to give himself a blow job with a vacuum cleaner.

Malcom had to go the hospital last night as a result of an injury sustained during a Hoover Maneuver.

by Grimacci June 1, 2013

landen maneuver

The landen maneuver is a sex move where you mimic the moves of a dolphin while screeching at the top of your lungs.

Bro I’m finna pull a landen maneuver on your bitch

by MegaMonkeyMoney December 12, 2020

fineman maneuver

The art of placing any tall item (eg. milk carton, wine bottle) horizontal in a bag as to equalize the weight across the whole bag.

Person 1:Dam'n that bag boy is a pro, look how he used the fineman maneuver in my bag so it wouldent make it feel so heavy.
Person 2: Dang that is tight.

by Sami B. August 3, 2007