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Splooge Gut

A gut a girl (or a guy) gets from sucking too much dick. Like a beer gut, only from man batter
That girl needs to stop sucking so much dick, she is starting to get a splooge gut.
by Trent Rockwell March 28, 2009
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cuddle gut

Like the soft, cushy wonder of a pillow, the cuddle gut is the perfect layer of extra fat carried by men that is required for a woman to comfortably cuddle.

"He has too much muscle, I need a man with a cuddle gut"
"Cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required"
Muscles aren't for me, I need a man with a cuddle gut
by Jewels19 November 23, 2014
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gut scraping

Gut scraping is a term used for a very deep fisted vagina,the hand can be pushed so far into the recipient that the fist can been seen to bw scraping the inner wall of the epidermis.
my shoulder muscle is killing me mate

why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.
by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015
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crumpet gut

A fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged VW. Most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much KFC.
Fuck B Dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her muff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.
by BigWebstar May 21, 2010
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Stump Gut

Having a gut so large, one is able to rest it on a platform of some sort (e.g. A tree stump).
My boss has such a FUPA he can stump gut midgets.

Your FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) is to extreme, I bet you could stump gut that goat.
by SlyD0g March 26, 2013
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garbage gut

A person who continually stuffs themselves within a inch of their life on garbage junk food. They usually end up getting a funky "butt in front" gut.
Pokey scarfed a bottle of pickled pig hooves, wolfed down six salisbury t.v. dinners, then washed it down with boxed wine.

He's a real garbage gut.
by jrubadubee May 1, 2010
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gut instinct

A gut instinct means an instinctive feeling, as an opposite to an opinion or idea based on facts. So it is used talking about something we don’t really think of. We are more likely to just feel it, probably, even without any explanation.
To make a decision based on the gut instinct;
My gut instinct is that we need to rediscover certain things;
Just use your gut instinct;
Another of his strengths was his gut instinct;
Sometimes it simply comes down to gut instinct and personal judgment
by CoconutKat October 9, 2017
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