Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

gooner

Gooner, goon, and gooning are terms used by self avowed coomers/porn addicts but it is also used in the gun/tactical community as a term for those in a smaller niche subsection that have night vision to do flat range shit in their kit. While the origins for how there came to be a sexual connotation linked to goon or gooning is unknown and still disputed by many online. Goon, at least in the context that it is used in the gun/tactical community, apparently stemmed from a saying coined originally by soldiers and operators in special operation units during the GWOT (Global War on Terror) who had the saying of "Moons out, goons out." which was supposed to refer to the fact many of these units handled night raids and were adept at it. Thus, later on, civilians (primarily those from the US) within the gun community during the time when it became more popular to not only own firearms but also plate carriers, ballistic helmets, and night vision is when many began to adopt the term as well.

Definition 1 Example: "I use Rule34 all the time, of course I'm a gooner."

Definition 2 Example: "Yo, I just got these Gen 3 PVS-31's to mount on my Ops-Core for night time shit, I'm a gooner now boys! I'm in the club!"

by HAT-TR!CK December 21, 2024

Gooner

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

gooner

jordan on fent

jordan219: what does gooner mean
me: jordan on fent

by drakehaha April 19, 2024

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

golden gooner

a jerkmate rank. degenerates

i have the golden gooner rank in jerkmate!

by keghoty March 3, 2025

Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025