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gooner

you. we all know you beat yo shlong imaginary fine shyts
that fat guy is such a gooner he pmo
by Unknown180272 April 23, 2025
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vrchat gooner

someone who acts like a crybaby fag and draws purposely bad art out of pure laziness. These types of people tend to try to have sex with their own avatar while minors are present in the game but they fail miserably. Usually they reside in the state of Massachusetts.

They typically go by one of these names: Julesxmads, mads, carefree puppy, koozie, pupcake, Oceankitsune, uraniumkitsune, Hydrogenkitsune, lumin4l, yi_co, tendow, Lavakitsune, obsidiankitsune, Meowlkyway, cokepell, griffins_best1020, Bettlebeeeeep, nyawtta, vui, tophat_cat, biscuitlover101, meowlololollol. Their real life name is usually going to be Madison or Maddy.
Oceankit is such a loser, she is a vrchat gooner
by arse shid gaming March 9, 2025
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certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
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Gooner

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.
"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"
by Niju2 May 12, 2024
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Gooner

Someone who partakes in the act of gooning.

IE: Alexander Catlow
You're a mad gooner!
by theoriginalgooner June 26, 2025
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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.
Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
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Gooner

commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum
callum is such a gooner
by cookie fella May 9, 2025
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