Diego

1) An extremely common name for Mexican children. A troublemaker, but a nice friend.

2)A white kid with the fakest dyed red hair you'll ever see.
1) Diego is soooo Mexican.

2)Diego has red hair faker than Ariel's!
by Moana of Motunui June 03, 2017
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diego is a very sexy guy he has a huge cock and has a lot of bitches he is the greatest person alive. he is really good at speaking spanish and playing football. he is usally rich.
bitch: omg diego you are so hot
diego:thank you bitch
by juan the real taco November 08, 2019
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A kid who is good at maths but trash at everything else. He cannot socialize at all, can't make any good jokes and is a massive gigantic weeb
"Hey dude, this guy is acting like a Diego" - Redacted
"He sure is, he looks friendless"- Redacted
by iBingBongedurmumlastnite September 03, 2019
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I am suffering from constipation, and I would like to clear it out with this Diego tool, which has an extra large head for those tight spots.
by eclectica January 03, 2004
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A scrawny little Mexican ghetto kid who likes to joke about his abnormally large penis when in reality it is only 2 inches long.
"Oh ya, I had sex with diego last night"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
by Yolkydoughnut July 02, 2014
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Diego

anthoer term for San Diego
I'm From Diego ese
by shadow January 28, 2004
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Verb-

to usurp,

to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will

to steal someone's connection

Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
(A) "I don't need you anymore. I'm talking to him directly"
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
by beezack March 17, 2011
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