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Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.
You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”
by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024
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Papa Clamps

A name originating in 2018, Papa Clamps defines someone who is a warrior. A man who makes his whole family proud, a ray of sunlight in a gathering of ominous clouds. Often shortened to just "Papa" for convenience, calling someone Papa Clamps is one of the greatest signs of respect you can show a man.
"Bro Papa Clamps just stole that man's girlfriend."
"Yeah, that's just what Papa Clamps does."
by rb112 January 17, 2022
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Bitch Clamps

"Hey man, pass me those bitch clamps. I need to change the hoses on this washing machine."
by Trevor Lahey April 15, 2014
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gator clamp

the grabbing from behind of one man by another while in prison, bending him straight over, in a standing doggystyle, with somewhat of a full nelsonon him.
when i was in prison i got gator clamped and i aint been right since!
by ableANDkane January 29, 2009
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Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
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Clamps

what gets you absolutely locked up on locked up in a game of basketball
Dang every time I try to do something with the ball, this guy just clamps the absolute shit out of me.
by MikeHawkPhat January 21, 2022
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