Queef

A fart from the vagina! AKA a VART! I love to queef!

by Anonymous September 16, 2002

queef

a pussy fart which usually involves a great amount of embarrassment for both sexes.

"I just queefed like a big jewish giraffe."

by xCaptainx February 8, 2008

Queef

A pussy fart that happens sometimes when a guys pulls out his dick...

Sarah can queef on command....

by Rebecca November 17, 2003

Queef

A wet ripp from the vaginal area, most often caused from penile penetration.

oH GOD!!! her queef smelled like bologne!!!

by Eveve May 17, 2003

queef

Air pressure differences.

Go study it in physics!

by benjaminfox July 13, 2004

queef

a fart that comes out of a gal's yum yum...it's quite amusing...did you just queef?

i just totally queefed out my nose, oh my god

by ... April 26, 2003

queef

When, after an extended episode of concentrated reasoning, a lady realises that she has discovered a hitherto overlooked flaw in Einstein's Relativity Theory but coherent speech is made an impossibility due to an intense level of sexual excitement, she must resort to an audible vaginal emission to convey her profundities to any fortunate peer within earshot. The pungency of the resultant queef can be overpowering and is directly proportional to the originality and validity of the lady's deductions.

Man, mid-coitus: "Phwoah?! What was that?"
Lady, ditto: "That, Archibald, was a post-structuralist analysis of the novel A Room With a View by E.M. Forster."
Man: "It friggin' stinks!"
Lady: "Exactly!"

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005