Kiddie Pool

When a male ejaculates into a belly button.

As Sam came all over Sally's tummy, he gave her a kiddie pool.

by Mohnathan August 22, 2018

skiddy kiddy

Skiddy kiddy is usually a name given to people who cannot handle there poop and poop in very weird places some time bed the louge floor there girlfriends mouths and very weird places this skiddy is in reference to the poo and kiddy is to demonstrate these people have the mental age of a 4 year old

“Hey it’s zak he’s a skiddy kiddy he poop in his gfs mouth”

by Kemmerson February 5, 2018

Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids

John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.

by Suedunym February 23, 2023

kiddy vortex

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!

"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!

by two blonds May 14, 2017

kiddie reality

the state of being obssessed with stuff your kids enjoy. watching only kids movies,listening to kids songs in the car and laughing at knock knock jokes.

weve watched toy story 5 times today, and the kids have been in bed for an hour, can we get outta kiddie reality now?

i cant believe you havent seen a grown up movie in 4 years, we need to get you outta kiddie reality.

by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010

Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.

“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”

by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018

The Kiddy Clan

Roblox Sword Clan in which the best, most good looking member, is PatientCicero.

Member "Blaeded" is being investigated for the spread of misinformation.

Did you hear how The Kiddy Clan got shutdown?

Yeah, don't worry, PatientCicero is still in Havoc Ascendancy.

by Heh gl September 18, 2018