Tesla Diving

The act of pulling out infront of a Tesla made vehicle in order to activate its collision prevention technology

I couldn’t pull out front the junction so I had to do a bit of Tesla diving

by qdrvr December 8, 2025

Tesla Sober

Tesla sober

Amy, you’ve had eight drinks. Are you sure you’re OK to drive? I’m fine. I’m Tesla sober.

by J.J. Gittes December 31, 2025

To Tesla it

To release a brilliant idea, invention, or solution to the public for free, prioritizing collective human progress over personal fame, profit, or patents. It is the act of choosing the advancement of society over individual ownership. Derived from Nikola Tesla’s philosophy of valuing the realization of his visions for humanity more than his own financial gain, often at the cost of being exploited by "Edisons."

Person A: "That algorithm you wrote is worth a fortune. Why did you post it on an open forum for everyone to copy?"
Person B: "I'm not looking for a payout, man. I decided to Tesla it because the world needs this technology now, not in twenty years."

by Independent_flame January 9, 2026

Tesla Bot

Referring to someone who acts routinely and robotically, with minimal expression and variation.

"See how Josh walks? Looks like a Tesla Bot."

by Underhandfrog42 January 19, 2025

Tesla Taser

A game, similar to punch buggy, where you “taser” someone when you see a Tesla vehicle by giving them a little pinch and making a bzzz sound.

Game was invented in June 2022 in Sacramento, CA, USA by friends Lefty, Dick and Gail and has been spreading to different cities and towns ever since.

He spotted 3 Teslas in a row and zapped me for all of them. He was kicking my butt in Tesla Taser.

by abeyxrose January 27, 2025

Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025

Tesla Coiling

When a girl has a horshoe piercing in her vagina, and you connect a d-battery to it then proceed to have intercourse, electrocuting your genitals.

“Hey Trevor what was it like when you and your girl were Tesla coiling?”
“It was electrifying”

by Teslacoiler February 9, 2025