Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

muichiro tokito

hey guys wanna see some real shii??
(inserts koyoharu gotouge dumping trauma onto a amnesiatic young 14yo boy who forgors everything they say and do and act and only remembers how to fall asleep and never wake up again.)

(for muichiro tokitos experience on falling asleep and never waking up again please refer to the manga at chapter 176)
(dwww guys muichiro just forgot how to wake up again my baby :3333)

..im not delulu and definitely did not cry my balls out after their experience.. ..ok?

person 1: hey, muichiro tokito is so cute!! i want to see their character development, and how they'll live their life on, i think their gonna live on and have a happy ending :D
koyoharu gotouge: bozo u wish

by flayie July 9, 2023

tookie williams

A murderer and gang leader that only acted like he was "reformed" just so he could escape the punishment he deserved.

Fuck Tookie.

Tookie Williams was a complete coward. Good riddance.

by david smith, jr. May 17, 2008

Tokio Hotel

A band from Germany. I personally was surprised to find out they were from Germany because they sound so pop, and I'm used to bands like Oomph! and Rammstein, two bands also from Germany, who, in my opinion, are more talented than Tokio Hotel, but that's just me. I'm not saying I hate them, I'm just saying they're not my taste.

Tokio Hotel has a bit too much of a pop sound for my taste. They're not bad, they're just not my taste.

by bbtdgfan890 June 9, 2011

tekitou

A Japanese word meaning "arbitrary" in English. It can carry a connotation of apathy. This can be a negative thing in Japan where everything should be precise.

"Bob's wearing a brown belt with black shoes, whats wrong with him?"
"He's just tekitou"

"How short should I cut it?"
"Just do it tekitou, I'll shave it tomorrow anyway"

by pseudonymtastic April 13, 2009

Tookie

(1) To feed worms with a dirt nap that began around 12:30 am December 13, 2005. Shot in the arm by the anti-crime vaccine. Hooray for the needle.

(2) To show cawardice by founding one of the most despicable and hateful organizations in the history of mankind; fearing death because of your murder conviction; showing no remorse for killing four innocent people; and then writing children's books because you fear retribution for your crimes.

I hope they soon go Tookie on Scott Peterson, instead of letting him sit around for 30 years and find a reason we should feel sorry for killing him.

by John Heinz Kerry December 29, 2005

tokinator

a badass who tokes like a transformer from another dimension

hey bro, you high? you look like you're from another dimension.
duh man. i'm the tokinator.

by peruca January 9, 2012