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tentacle locker

a stupid game for adults that is boring. you press 3 buttons the whole entire game: space and left/right arrow keys.
when you press space a tentacle will pop out of a locker and strangle a schoolgirl into it, and if you press space one more time, well... it has a character named Goldy which is only unlockable when you play 1 hour into the game, so at any moment, your mom will walk in (a very high chance so technically it means probably not). anyways the game is stupidly and really boring.
Guy 1: *in a room with children and playing tentacle locker*
Also guy 1: *forgets to mute and presses space twice and hardcore sexy anime moans come out of the laptop*
All the children: Whats that?
Guy 1: *nervously* Uhh, nothing. Its just that im playing a killing came and i got shot and that sound was me dying.
Kid 1: Ok. *mimics moan*
Guy 1: fuck!
Kid 1: What was that again?
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHFTREUFNIYFGRCYREFEOUISGRFL
by jamaljenkin September 6, 2021
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Tensack

Used when dealing with marijuana (see dimebag)
Yo nigga, can I get a tensack
by runningdictionary September 12, 2010
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tentable

often refers to an attractive person you would like to have in your tent at various music and entertainment events
"danneh is tentable, very tentable, id like to tent him at download" - stevun
by emobwoy June 14, 2005
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testacle delight's

A light party snack usaully eaten at parties or get2gether tht r very delightful 4 a winters day!!! UsuAlly small best eatn hott or warm
Hey. Let me get sum testacle delight's I lredy ate,sounds delicous ay que rico
by letric shavemy pubes bre bre November 30, 2010
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telstar

An Australian car sold by ford in the 1980s. Also the car preferred by assholes who drive around roundabouts at excessive speeds while throwing beer cans out the window flipping the bird at every one who witnesses his majestic mullet swirl in the wind.
by Ranch Life March 24, 2021
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tanstafl

There Ain't No Such Thing as A Free Lunch.

Very old slang, dating back to before ain't became a legitimate English contraction.

I means that a prospect is too good to be true(TGTBT), in that you are being offered something for nothing.
Nate: Your eMail says Bill Gates will give you $250 for each person you send this to that sends it to someone else.

Uncle Dick: TANSTAFL.
by Ronin Catholic January 3, 2008
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ozric tentacles

this band that one time they played a show that i was at, have you heard their song "tight spin," the drums on that song are fucking unbelievable.
also when they played "pyramidion" live i almost lost it at least once.
by tht! tne October 25, 2004
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