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steeping the teabag

This occurs when a filth encrusted psuedo cop jingles his coin purse while mentally reviewing the day's spank bank deposits.
Chief: Anybody seen that fuckin donkey Robertson?
Officer: Yeah chief, he's in his patrol car steeping the teabag.
by DonkeyNole June 1, 2007
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teabag

2. The act squatting over an suspecting victim and placing one's scrotum in their oral orifice. The teabagged victim then awakens with a mouth full of pubic hair, not to mention two fatty nuts!
"HAHAHAHA Andy just got teabagged hardcore!"
"No way man!"
"Look, you can still see the pubes in his mouth!!"
by TimilDeeps November 2, 2003
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Chocolate Teabag

The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.

Variations include:

The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.

The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.

The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.

The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.
Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.
by Chomtea February 17, 2007
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Tembaloe

Every horrendous thing in this world. The worst thing your mind can think of. The scum of the earth. Something, someone so inhumanly despicable, it cannot be fully comprehended. If you have the audacity to call someone a tembaloe, that's fuckin it for them.
bitches out here runnin over kids and be like "can't help bein a gemini" like no shayquantay, you're a fuckin tembaloe
by vanilllacreme January 14, 2019
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tebagging

When you kill someone and start squatting on them; especially their face
Dude, stop tebagging me you fag
by GamingTryHard April 21, 2016
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Teabag Express

When a group of males form a line and take turns dunking their balls on someone's face.
1. Sara loved the Teabag Express.
2. Sara "I can't get the musky smell of the Teabag Express out of my hair"
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 9, 2018
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Teman

A y’all man who is perfect plays sports and gets the booty
by Guck was a day May 4, 2019
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