Telefone

What retarded people type instead of Telephone

"Dude, anyone who is reading this must be RETARDED!!!"

by Saturated1 May 30, 2005

telephoto

Telephoto is commonly referred to telephoto lenses (or tele), for SLRs and some point and shoot cameras. Telephoto lenses on SLRs could range from the mild 100mm to strong 600mm, or even 800-1600mm, with a teleconverter. Tele lenses tend to be very large, depending on how fast they are and thier focal length. Canon's L-series "white lenses" seen at sporting events are commonly f/2.8 for 400mm, or f/4 for 600mm (there are tons of focal lengths and apertures in between). Common optical problems that plague most teles are vignetting, barrel distortion, Pincushion distortion, and chromatic aberration (also known as purple fringing). Most telephoto lenses, and all fast ones, are very expensive. There are cheap ones out there, like the Nikkor 70-300 f/4-5.6G (which you could easily get for about $170). But if you want a pro quality paparazzi/sports style lens like Canon's 600mm f/4L IS USM, you'll have to invest a little under $9000.

Although expensive, telephoto lenses are really fun to shoot! Sell a kidney!

by Kodiac1 April 27, 2007

telephoto

A lens commonly used by stalkers and perverts.

Jimmy was taking pictures of his neighbor undressing with his 1200mm telephoto lens.

by HMIRE August 26, 2005

Telephoneiris

the iris of a telephone. simply the microcosm of a phone causing permanent hair damage and the cuticle of ones ear lobe being suctioned to the receiving end of a conversation.

telephoneiris, when talking on the phone. feeling of electrical device stuck to your ear. at the same time making your hair distraught. thus making the side of your head, used to talk, in pain.

by Rainbow y Killy March 8, 2010

tellerphone number

The telephone number of a hot bank teller. More rewarding than a normal telephone number.

Due to limited use of good looks and charm alone, she has the highest demand for a good impression. The ability to get her number even after seeing your payroll stubs and account balance.

"there is this hot ass teller at my bank, I wanna ask her out but I'm broke as hell. I can't wait to deposit my tax return, I'm gonna get that tellerphone number."

by Clean breaker April 20, 2009

telethon

An endless phone conversation (a portmanteau of telephone + marathon).

My daughter was having a telethon with her boyfriend so I couldn't make a call for hours.

by Lorinc Szeredas July 6, 2008

Tele-phone

Verb. /telifoun/

To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.

Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.

Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.

Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.

Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.

by double quotation marks April 26, 2009