TelaPathY

ThE CrazY shiT u N sumOne ThinK aBouT at The SamE TimE!!

BrITT: Kelly
Kelly: BriTT
Both: TELA-FUCKIN-PathYYYYYYYY

by caligente March 28, 2003

telekinesis

ability to control mana or lifeforce in the air. it can be moved softened hardened and many other things

Telekinesis can soften the impact of a long fall.

by dacemage June 16, 2008

Telapathy

What happens to one when one can't be arsed to change the channel.

Little Johnny lost the remote control to his television set. Since he's too lazy to get up and change the channel, he has telapathy.

by Carl Braganza September 4, 2003

Teakell

1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.

2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.

1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.

2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.

by CR-Pyro October 17, 2007

Teakanese

Is a language very similar to Gibberish that only 4-5 people in the world know at the moment. Origin Australia, South Australia.

Teakanese: "Parush dil gilma dileta mahier"
English Translation: BALLIN NIHHH HAMM.

by 144magnoliascreet November 25, 2011

Teak

Teak (Teee-k)
noun~

A loose term for tea lovers who are geeks. Combining the two words together.

Teaks (Teee-ks)
noun~
Plural- More than one Teak.

Teak- "That dude is such a Teak"

Teaks- "The Sirignano's are a couple of Teaks"

by We're Steeped November 11, 2012

telekenefric

The power to control the weather using only YOUR MIND!!

Pronounced:

TEL-eh-ken-Ef-riK

It's all YOUR fault the rain won't stop, you're keeping me prisoner with your telekenefric powers!

by _Seraph_ August 10, 2005