Tart Fuel

Any sweet alcoholic bottled drink marketed at early 20’s females with names like Appletini’s or Bacardi Breezers. Usually made from a wine spirit and sugar base.

Sharon and Kylie went out last night and got wasted on the 30 bottles of Tart Fuel that the boys from the football team bought them.

by Captain Roger February 6, 2003

lemon tart

cockney rhyming slang for smart

just cos you hit puberty that doesn't make you lemon tart

by apositivenuisance August 14, 2009

Custard Tart

A slut with a bad spray on tan.

1. "Jersey Shore is full of custard tarts."
2. "A custard tart just walked out of Supré"

by Ammonymous June 11, 2011

Cake tart

A cake tart is a famous celebrity who is later found out to be a pedophile.

IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.

I though Jared seemed cool and slim; but damn what a fucking Cake Tart.

by TacoRatty May 17, 2018

Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

by J$wag May 9, 2013

Work tart

The bitter taste of a woman's vagina after a long day at work

I bet her monkey has some work tart after a long day at the office

by Suppadave September 7, 2013

ear-tart

The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart

Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart

by Wise old black man April 2, 2015