mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

by Jules the King January 9, 2004

piss trough

An Australian slang term for the type of men's urinal found in public toilets and most bars/pubs. Consists of metal backing and trough, and usually the dwelling place of trough lollies.

"No, retard. You can't pick up that trough lolly in the piss trough, it's not for eating".

by Kenny the portaloo man November 3, 2008

Unreliable, untestable truth

The embodiment of faith.

Oh, you have faith do you?

The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.

by YAWA October 31, 2017

Truth is

A facebook game where you tell the truth to someone that likes your status. Where most people are as fake as possible. Also known as news feed cloggers. Its not cool. please stop.

Truth is..you seem to be a really nice girl. even though i dont know you i have heard nothing but good things about you (:

Truth is.....this game is stupid!!

by oooOOoooO? October 4, 2010

brown trout

An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.

Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005

Truth

The truth is like a lingering fart...everyone can smell it, everyone knows its there, but no one wants to admit it.

John: The truth hurts man.
Mike: It can also smell like ass too.

by Irish Kid BM May 12, 2008

Rusty Trout

It's when an extrodinaraly old man takes viagra and it gets bigger, but not hard and flops around like a trout, then he slaps a girl in the ass with it.

Phil's dad gave me a rusty trout last night

by Stopher Reinhold September 27, 2006