Tosser

The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.

Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.

by Takticher April 2, 2009

apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples

Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!

by Glarknok April 28, 2014

Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.

Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!

by J. Bloom May 13, 2014

banana tosser

Someone who Jacks off 2 or more men at a time

I bet she's a banana tosser

by Xx__pussyDestroter__xX July 28, 2015

Tinsel Tosser

A derogatory term for a person of homosexual origin around the holiday season.

That guy in the ugly sweater totally looks like a Tinsel Tosser.

by HarambeisaSaint777 December 2, 2016

Tosser

Wank

Joe : what a tosser

by PB420 September 11, 2018

Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.

“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”

by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019