toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .

He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.

by eggos January 6, 2015

toasted scroates

Sweating balls.

John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.

by Tha Real D-Geezy May 18, 2016

Toasted

When some was dissed and/or owned very badly, but not enough for them to be roasted

Jeff: "...Luke toasted his ass."
Eric:"Toasted? You're white as fuck!"
Jeff: "That wasn't a fucking roast it was a goddamn toast."

by JammingToInUtero January 16, 2016

Toasted

The negative action word to describe someone who has been called out or 'dissed'; usually used in a negative or demeaning context. Often spoken with a hand covering the mouth to emphasize the degree of toasting.

Synonyms: roasted, pouched, sautéed, burn, easy baked

Bella to Kenzie Your boobs are bigger than your brain!
Morgan Toasted!!

by Immabender20 April 9, 2016

Toasted

A roast that is not that effective.

Robert tried to roast Jerry, but since Jerry didn't care, he was toasted

by metalblooper October 14, 2016

Toasted

Inverse of roasted

When you compliment someone you are toasting them.
You can get into extreme toast sessions where many people toast a single person.

Guy 1: Hey girl, you're beautiful.
Guy 2: *from distance* OOHH YOU JUST GOT TOASTED!
Girl: Thanks! :) ♥ ...lets date.

by BrandonLegend October 5, 2016

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.

by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016