Tinned Tart

A car, usually a small one such as a Ford Ka or Fiat 500, (Tin can) crammed with attractive, excitable young women. tarts Most commonly seen on the highways at the start / end of college semesters. If you're driving something cool / unusual / vintage, they tend to get dizzy and play 'car leapfrog' or try and take photos of you.

Passenger: Hey, old Renault Clio coming past, fulla girls.

Driver: Tinned tart!

by Buick59 November 7, 2011

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tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk May 3, 2016

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Tilted Towers

1: A landing position in the popular battle royale game, Fortnite.

2: Where pros get OVER 9000(!!!!) kills.

3: Land of the Tryhards, home of the noob.

Synonyms: Dusty Divot, Pleasant Park.

Antonyms: Any other landing position.

Person 1: "Do you even Tilted Towers bro?!?"

Person 2:"Do you know what end of a gun the bullet comes out of?"
Person 1: "Yeah!"
Person 2:"So you know you point the end with no hole towards the other person."
Person 1: "Who doesn't, noob!"

(Person 1 was never seen again.)

by XXTheRealNinjaFortniteMasterXX June 10, 2018

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Tilted Cervix

A Crooked cunt; also known as a tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This will result in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hitting it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something like a tilted cervix."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

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