Tina towel party

A party consisting of gay men using methamphetamine. The scene is generally a sexually charged, porn indulgent debacle where most of the participants fail to "get off", although they may try for hours or days. The telltale signs of a Tina towel party are conspicuous popper usage, greasy doorknobs, remote controls sealed in zip-lock baggies, and furniture draped with bath towels, hence the name.

Harry: Hey Lyle, didn't I see you at that Tina towel party the other night?
Lyle: Yeah, I was there. Why?
Harry: Well, so far 3 of us got the clap. You may want to go see Linda down at the clinic, just to be sure.

by oh, Mary! December 10, 2009

[Tina] Syndrome

Tina - can be replaced by a girl's name

Tina Syndrome
A syndrome caused by interacting with Tina. Symptoms include:

(1) Overthinking on her words, actions and frequency of contact
(2) Overplanning on how to make her happy so you could see that cute smile & giggle again!

You: Ahh I met this girl called Tina 4 months ago and now I'm having a Tina Syndrome. Going crazy over this one!

Friend: Bro - go get a life!

by Cool human February 12, 2019

tina cohen chang

Tina Cohen Chang is a fictional character played by Jenna Ushkowitz on the Fox show Glee. She is a kick ass Asian who is young to make a huge difference in the world.

Tina Cohen Chang is my role model! She is so amazing.

by Lover414 June 6, 2020

Tina dick

This is when someone's dick won't get hard because they've done too much meth. Usually accompanied with insatiable desire to try to get it hard and they proceed to jerk off for 8 hours trying to make happen.

That bitch has been up all night partyin and has tina dick.

by beendairrdondat February 6, 2010

Tina Pham

A very rare species of crazy little asian girls that is only found in Southwestern Canada. There is only one real Tina Pham however recently there are a growth sprut in Tina Pham on Facebook and other websites.

OMG I just saw a Tina Pham

by icantransformya November 29, 2009

Tina Tornado

The mess and craziness of a meth addict's living space.

Bobby had a Tina Tornado roll through her apartment. Damn, dat bitch is a mess! She'd better get her cracky ass in rehab.

by not-for-peepee August 1, 2009

Tina's Cookies

You take a shit onto a cookie pan. You roll out the shit with your dick. You then cut the shit into different shapes using cookie cutters. Bake in the oven. When you take the cookies out of the oven, sprinkle them with jizz for a tasty frosting.

Yeah i just made some of Tina's Cookies they should still be warm.

by HotMama243 June 16, 2010