Timber

Timber is the best pit bull I know. He is a dark wood brown brindle with some white. He likes to lick a lot and sometimes bite but only nibbles sometimes. He's very sweet kind and cuddly. He's my favriote pitbull in the world. He had parvo but is now fine but he may have had a fever for too long because now he is a little bit toooo special........in the brain.

"I love you Timber!!!!"

by Hawk Heart December 9, 2016

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Timber

basically when you cant think of another word to say, just scream the word timber at the top of your lungs

its going down in yelling timber

by yeetus_feetus September 18, 2018

Timber gaither

Timber Gaither one of the baddest bitches out there better not try no shii cause if you do it’s war best believe

Timber gaither is a bad bitch

by Yeer meh March 23, 2020

Timber

The moment after ejaculation in which a male penis goes flaccid in a matter of seconds

"Timber", the man yelled after dropping a pound of semen in a three way.

by SgtSaudiArabia August 6, 2018

Timber Wolf

A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.

Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."

by TimberWolf254 November 2, 2017

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021