Timber

When you have a long lasting boner.

“Man when I see Anne I have timber

by Joe_biden420 February 12, 2023

timber wagon

Timber= poop so there for timber wagon is a poop wagon

At gym Kylie was being a big timber wagon

by Bobby senduel April 12, 2014

Timber

He's going down, I'm yelling timber!

Variation of the song that means a guy giving a girl a lick out until she cums

I was yelling timber last night 😉✌️👅

by Princess 👸 peach January 16, 2019

Timber

Timber is the best pit bull I know. He is a dark wood brown brindle with some white. He likes to lick a lot and sometimes bite but only nibbles sometimes. He's very sweet kind and cuddly. He's my favriote pitbull in the world. He had parvo but is now fine but he may have had a fever for too long because now he is a little bit toooo special........in the brain.

"I love you Timber!!!!"

by Hawk Heart December 9, 2016

Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.

Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat July 31, 2019

Timber

The moment after ejaculation in which a male penis goes flaccid in a matter of seconds

"Timber", the man yelled after dropping a pound of semen in a three way.

by SgtSaudiArabia August 6, 2018