load of timber

To take a poop

I'll be right back I need to go drop a load of timber.

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Timber Wolf

A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.

Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."

by TimberWolf254 November 2, 2017

Timber Canyon

RIP 1996-2020

Timber Canyon, and there she finally was laid at rest.

by Seilkie May 20, 2020

Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023

Timber gaither

Timber Gaither one of the baddest bitches out there better not try no shii cause if you do it’s war best believe

Timber gaither is a bad bitch

by Yeer meh March 23, 2020

Timber

Short for Declan Eastley. This means you have the iq of a piece of timber, extremely horny, has the biceps the size of coconuts and a cock as big as an elephants trunk.

“How are you today Timber?”

by Poopaz Admin💯✊🏼🔛🔝 August 24, 2020

biting timber

when one has a giant boner and a chick is giving a bj and she uses her teeth

ouch fuck she gave me a biting timber

by lou sanus 696969 December 5, 2011