Meme Vision

The ability to have a meme prepared for any situation on spot. The ability to know what memes will come in handy in the future.

Wow, Joseph! You must have meme vision or something because that fit in perfectly with the situation at hand.

by TheGreatestAssEaterOfAllTime December 30, 2016

laser vision

improved vision one has achieved following laser eye surgery

I love my laser vision; I don't need glasses anymore.

by Kevin Niksarli July 3, 2009

Muff Vision

The art of initiating oral sex with a female by means of staring at her crotch until the sacred act of muffing commences (or until her vagina spontaneously combusts - whichever happens first).

See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”

Used in a sentence:

“Activate Muff Vision”

by (The Real) Mr Muff February 27, 2022

Caucasia-vision

To see through the eyes of a caucasian. In a caucasian point of view.

(as used in "Undercover Brother") A device used to show all things primarily white to one of black ethnicity.

Tyrique: Did you hear? Jamal went to a nascar party last night.
Will: How'd it go?
Tyrique: He had fun!
Will: He must have caucasia-vision.

by theTERM-INATORcre March 6, 2010

Bonk Vision

When you remember a real life event like 'bonk.'

*derived from: "cartoon memory"

"this past week got me feelin that bonk vision haha anyway wanna roll up w/ me 2nite?"

by agpkm October 31, 2019

Nerd Vision

The condition following an unusually lengthy exposure to textbook study.

NOTHING looks good right now dude, I've got nerd vision...

by Sum1else September 24, 2006

Clarity vision

When one ejaculates, sexual tension is released through masturbation, resulting in a mind that is clear in thought and a rational decision can be made involving women and other life decisions.

Jimmy used to always spend all his money on women, that was until he used clarity vision before talking to any of them, now he's a millionaire.

by evolman November 26, 2014