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cumshot terrorist

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.
I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.
by de-pube October 2, 2021
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Cistern Terrorist

When a person removes the lid of the toilet Cistern and deposits their waste, and puts the lid back on. This leads to a very terrible smell and a even more dirty toilet after a few days.
"Oh damn, whats that smell?"
"Theres been a Cistern Terrorist in here!"
by arcynum June 24, 2008
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Casual Terrorist

Someone who is labeled as being a 'potential terrorist' (usually due to their skin color, clothing etc) but in a less accusing, more ironic way.

A comedic sleight on post 9-11 paranoia, saying someone is a Casual Terrorist is simply implying they look like a stereotypical terrorist, even though you know they are not one and are probably just trying to earn an honest living.
Person 1: Hey look at Ahmed sitting there in his taxi, I wonder if he's planning on blowing up any buildings today?

Person 2: Haha, naah he's too busy picking up customers and earning fares.

Person 1: Yeah, he only does that sorta shit on an off-day. He's a Casual Terrorist.
by sahboh11 November 30, 2011
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porn terrorist

Someone who is so obsessed with pornography that he is a level above porn extremist (which is one level above porn fanatic).
Adam loves talking about porn so much that I'd consider him at least a threat level orange porn terrorist.
by cobelz February 16, 2009
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Social Terrorist

1.(N)One who kills it.
2.One who destroys the mood of a conversation with extreme prejudice.
Agustin, Chris, Timmy, and Tony are all fine exaples of social terrorists
by Master Of Puppets September 1, 2008
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Domestic Terrorist

Anyone you're living with who won't let you sleep, give you privacy, makes too much noise, tries to throw cock blocks when you have someone you're interested in over, borrows your clothes without asking, takes up too much time in the bathroom, has their obnoxious friends over too much and is basically a pain in the ass to live with. These people are usually not right in the head or have a substance abuse issue or is just plain old inconsiderate. Any intolerable child.
My roomate makes too much noise when I'm trying to sleep. She's a domestic terrorist.
Dennise is a domestic terrorist. She tries to wear my sexy underwear and tries to steal my boyfriends.
I won't babysit that loud-ass kid. He's a domestic terrorist.
My husband always has the TV up too loud. He's a domestic terrorist.
I had to break up with Danny because he'd get drunk at night and do a bunch of noisy and obnoxious shit so I couldn't sleep. He is a domestic terrorist.
by MadamexXx February 9, 2009
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terrorist voting

Also known as Rushing the vote after radio host Rush Limbaugh asked listeners in Ohio and Texas to vote for Hillary Clinton to keep her in the race for the democrat nomination, with the hope that the Clnton and Obama camps will start to get nasty with each other.
Since the republican race was over, the republicans rushed the vote to give the win to Clinton in Texas and Ohio. The Republicans plan to continue their terrorist voting all the way 'till the convention.
by Ahdonye666 April 3, 2008
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