Russian Shocker

When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.

Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."

by Edgar Sanderson October 15, 2009

Russian Flush

Taking a rather large turd and leaving it in the toilet for someone unsuspecting to find because you forgot to flush.

Who left the "russian flush" in the toilet.....Makenna........

by Wittyunprdctbletalnt&natrlgame January 13, 2020

Russian hockey

Another term for the sport of bandy.

In Russia, bandy is often reffered to as Russian hockey.

by EliasG December 15, 2022

Russian Shotgun

The average Russian man's penis, which is the best penis a woman can experience, but can also be a reference to the average Russian shotgun, which has six barrels.

Jessie: "Oh my god, Randy gave me his Russian Shotgun last night!"
Tina: "Damn girl, you got some? I'm so jealous!"

by preventablediseases October 29, 2017

Russian Cocktail

A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.

"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."

"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."

by antiari January 6, 2014

Russian lollipop

Where you stick Skittles in a girls pussy and u try and lick them out

Yo step sis u wana try Russian lollipop

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

Russian Morning

The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.

Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.

by QuantumToaster October 8, 2014